Mary Carey, $5,000 for a Big Boob Date

Porn-movie actress Mary Carey, a candidate for California governor, offers to go on a date with any major campaign donor but later clarifies offer, saying, ''No sex, no matter what.''



The price is $5,000. Not too bad compared to President Bush, where all you get is a handshake or a jog for that price.

Fair enough, as this is approximately the line that President Bush and the Democratic presidential candidates draw.